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    June 18

    放松一下

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    中国移动老总上厕所(暴笑)

    地点:公共厕所。

    中国移动公司老总上厕所
    "干什么的?"看厕所的大婶喊。
    "我是中国移动老总,我内急。"
    "你不知道现在什么都要收费啊?"大婶。
    "行,多少钱?"
    "进去5毛,出来3毛。"大婶看着他。
    "什么出来也要收费?"老总瞪着眼睛。
    "看什么看,我们这里实行双向收费。如果你办个厕所套餐的话,就可以单向收费了。
    "行,我付钱。"老总掏出十块钱。
    "大便还是小便?"大婶捏住钱问。
    "大便,快点。"
    "恩,你需要办理套餐吗?如果你一次性大便五十次,可以给你优惠再大便三十次。"大婶说。
    "别说了,我先进去,马上出来付钱。"老总进去后,选择了最后一个坑位爽了好久后出来了。
    "先生,您选择的是五号坑位,得付选号费用5毛钱,你在里面呆的时候没有说不要选择放音乐,所以每次收费6毛钱。另外你在里面蹲了十五分零一秒,前一分钟按5毛每分钟计费,后面按每分钟四毛计费。不足一分钟按一分钟计费。另外由于你的排泄量占用了我们的下水道宽带,所以请你另外按包月付出费用50元。最后你可以通过小孔看到进厕所的其他人,请付来人显示费1块钱。"老总已经呆在那里。
    "所以,老总先生,我们这里不刷卡,总共你要付59.4元钱,如果逾期不交纳,按每日千分之三的费用计滞纳金,我方不另行通知,到积累到千元我方将通过法律手段催缴"。
    大婶刚刚说完,移动老总"扑通"一声倒在小便池里!!
    移动老总迷迷糊糊的说:还有没有王法了?
    大婶说:我的地盘,我做主!

    June 11

    涂鸦

        前不久看了一本介绍涂鸦的书,个人很喜欢。是两位中国的年轻艺术家在国外学习时编著的,之前对这两位艺术家并不了解,一次偶然的机会在798看到了其中方二的作品。对她的几副画很是喜欢,印象便深刻了许多。两位走访了不少的涂鸦艺术家,并对美国英国等国家当代著名的涂鸦大师和他们的作品做了详细的介绍。
    人们普遍存在一个误区,认为涂鸦是随便乱涂,是一种不文明的行为。这只能形容那些没有思想没有艺术感的涂鸦爱好者们。涂鸦可以反映一个现实,可以与人们近距离接触,传达一种理念或嘲讽某些人或事,象今天介绍的两位均是我认为比较牛掰的。他们的作品个人比较偏好。当然各位有什么好的图图也可以发上来交流。
    首先出场的这位是鼻祖级人物,1981ßleklerat在法国就开始了他的涂鸦创作,后来移居美国,他主要用制作模版,然后喷绘。这种方法可以在不同地方复制同样的图案,而且这样可一短时间内完成涂鸦,不会被人发现,在美国涂鸦仍然会被警察注意。ßleklerat每次都很小心谨慎,他说起唯一一次被警察抓去警局,内心很不安,等待罚款的时候,局长出来问他:这些都是你搞的吧?还有##街的都是你做的吗?ßleklerat不敢正视警长,点点头。局长突然握住他的手:你的涂鸦真他妈的太美了!ßleklerat创作了很多老鼠的系列,名字是法语中老鼠的意思。
    Here you are in Blek's graffiti world .Select the pictures you like in this multitude of images, I suggest to you.
    May be you have seen some of them in streets or somewhere else if you do not have , you can discover them here and now.
      .1981 to 1983 the beginning of the stencil graffiti art .I had the idea to use stencil to make graffiti for one reason. I did not want to imitate the American graffiti that I had seen in NYC in 1971 during a journey I had done over there.I wanted to have my own style in the street... I began to spray some small rats in the streets of Paris because rats are the only wild living animals in cities and only rats will survive when the human race will have disappeared and died out.
      .1983 the fisrt large figure in the life size I have make in the sreet. This is an old Irish man yelling against English soldiers in Belfast in the seventie's.The man is very brave because the soldiers are very nervous trying to shoot with their guns some guys from the IRA.The photo was incredible strong.I always been fascinated by the people at the risk of one's life do not hesitate to say what they think. I still use this image in this time and it is the image I have done the most in a lot of different countries.The man took many differebt aspect to the people sometimes he is an old man , sometimes people think he is Buster Keaton or Chaplin or a tramp or an anarchist.I like when my images take different aspect by the place where they are pasted.
      Tribute to Tom Waits 1983
     .1984 If you look up on Dali's painting "The tuna -fish fishing "you will see the portrait of this man a little bit different but you will recognize him for sure.
     .1984 The man screaming.
    .1984 The naked woman
    1984 Portrait of the French president Francois Mitterand
    1985 Tribute to Andy Warhol
    .1985 Portrait of a chinese man
    .1986 The woman and the child
    .1986 The old man looking for nothing in the street
    .1986 Self-portrait
    .1987 Some stencil graffiti in Marrakesh in the coutry of Marocco. Great meeting with Marocan children
    .1987 Jesus christ In New-York City , Paris and other places
    .1988 Napoli in Italy I Spent one month In Napoli invited by Jean Digne from the French institute. I discoverd the city of Pompei which is the most incredible place of the world and in which I have taken a lot of influence.
    all photos by Libero de Cunzo
    .1989 The venus callipyge and some other stencil graffiti in streets
    .1989 The young man from Italy in Paris and Leipzig
    .1989 The old Greek woman
    .1990 The woman and the child in Paris and Leipzig
    .1991 The soldier before the gulf war in Paris and Leipzig
    .1991 Joseph Beuys in Paris and Koln in Germany
    .1992 fawn first version
    .1992 Tribute to Sybille
    .Gainsbourg's wall in Paris since 1985 to 2004
    .1993 /94 posters /self-portrait
    .1995 Posters in Paris with SO6
    .1997 Napoli The Family of god father
    .1998 Leipzig the family
    .2000 Posters in Barcelona Spain
    .2001 The fawn in Volubilis Maroc/photos Sybille Metze Prou
    .2002 The old man in Berlin/Photos Jurgen Grosse
    .2003 The sheep and the astronaut
    .2003 No more war in the world
    .2004 The sagitarius in Firenze Italy
    Thank you Tarek for the invitation
    .2004 2005 The man who goes through the wall in our wonderful world. London , Buenos -aires , Pragua , Leipzig
     
    . March 2005 Florence Aubenas is a French journalist from the newspaper "Liberation" who was kidnaped in Irak on the 5th of January 2005 and realesd in june.
     
    .Nov 2005 Taipei,Taiwan.Thank you to Nina Liao and Jin Meng for the wonderful exhibition I had over there.Photos by Nina Liao
     
    18th of March 2006 Congress in Vienna
    Photos by N. Siegel
     
    Beneath London sky.oct 2006 Leonard street Gallery.
    Photos Sybille Metze-Prou
    NYC dec 2006 Sara and Marc Schiller from Wooster collective organised the most incredible exhibition of urban art in the history of this art last dec 2006 in NYC .. During three days more than 60.000 people went to see the exhibition and enjoyed it . This event remains me Woostock concert and it is going to be a myth in the memory of the people as Woostock was .
    Chapeau bas! Sara and Marc
    London January 2007 Thank you Cedar Lewisohn and Mike Snelle for the help .Hit the Modern Tate was really great and quite amazing !
    下面出场的这位,可谓是个性,他就是BanksyBanksy几乎没有人知道他的样子,唯一一张正面照片他也是戴着猴子的面具。他在曾经举行了一个大型展览,在美国有众多媒体和涂鸦爱好着前去观看,他把涂鸦喷在牛啊猪的身上,甚至还有大象,猪身上喷了FUCK的字样。虽然开幕哪天请了很多媒体但他还是开幕前半小时就离开了,致辞都是朋友代劳,很神秘。Banksy也创作了很多老鼠的形象,但都拟人化了,有摄影师、小提琴手,粉刷匠,维修工等等,形象生动。Banksy曾经将自己的作品装上精致的画框,粘到卢浮宫里并作了标签,竟然没有人发现,很久后由于双面胶不牢固掉下来才被管理员发现,关于这家伙儿的故事和报道一大堆,我们还是来看他的作品吧,这才是大家最关注的。